This is an empty packet of screws originally purchased by Oli and Jon as part of the now-infamous "pile-of-tools for $50" deal in 2004. The first half of the packet were nailed (yes, nailed, yes, i know they're screws — they were nailed, as in hammered) into Jon's chair in the first year. The second half were used to complete the second half of the mezz^2 ladder, having run out of a less dubious source of fastening materials. All I can advise is: once you get half-way up that ladder, be lighter.